Gondolfi kickoff
Candidate for the 20th Ward aldermanic seat, Galen Gondolfi, is having a kickoff event next Saturday, December 16th at 7 p.m. at Radio Cherokee, 3227 Cherokee.
This is the first time I have ever seen an invitation to a political fundraiser cocktail party with a photo of the candidate chasing after a bunch of little girls.
If he's the single dad of six young children, that explains why he told the Suburban Journal he would only dedicate 10 hours a week to constituents, not a particularly wise move since current Alderman Schmidt spends more than 10 hours a day being a full-time alderman.
Posted by Howard on Mon., Dec 11, 2006 at 9:38 AMThat Galen is a looker, that's for sure.
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Posted by Howard on Mon., Dec 11, 2006 at 6:50 PMThe previous software plug was not made by this Howard.
I previously misspelled the name of the alderman of the 10th (or 20th, if you insist) and then it was repeated by the software john. Sorry.
Upon further examination of the photo of Gondolfi and the kids, I see they are carrying balls, so the campaign motto should be in the plural, "Let's get the balls rolling!"
Upon further examination of the invitation, does anyone think it wise to hold an all you can drink for free at a fundraiser? Entry to Gondolfi's event is free because there is only a suggested donation of $10 to get in. Drinks are free because the price of drinks is only a suggested donation of $1 and $2 and it is only a suggestion because you cannot sell liquor without a license. Technically, you can go to his event and drink all you want at no charge till they run out.
Posted by Howard on Tue., Dec 12, 2006 at 10:46 AMWho is using my name to talk about BALLS!
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