Berlin Wall Redux
Eco-Absence reported that many relics from the dearly departed St. Aloysius Gonzaga Church turned up at "The Church Key", a bar Thomas Crone reviewed for insidestl.com
Now I haven't made it to that bar yet, but if I do make it there, I will be more than a little creeped-out to be imbibing in the company of relics (including pews) straight from a church, never mind the name "Church Key" itself. It sounds like a vampire bar from Blade 4, I mean (according to the review) who else wants to gyrate, get rip-roarin drunk and entertain sins-of-the-flesh in the company of pews, a bar-top made of holy wood, and kneeling stations-- the witnesses to untold thousands of prayers?
In any case, another part of the departed church is at the Schnucks on Arsenal:
Our reporters indicate that Wesley Snipes is bartending at the Church Key. Got to pay back the government somehow, because we all know vampire slaying isn't cutting it anymore.
Posted by The Potato on Wed., Oct 18, 2006 at 12:01 PM
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