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Bagles Bite (Update)!!!!!

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This is a picture of abject frustration. Its a 2 oz. serving of St. Louis Bread Company's sun-dried tomato cream cheese. Its very good. But now, at a shade over 1.50 with tax, it is now fifty cents more expensive than the bagel itself. An asiago cheese bagel and sun-dried tomato cream cheese is now rapidly approaching the 3.00 threshold.

Has anybody tried to put the whole 2 ounces on two mortal halves of a bagel? Its like setting off a sun-dried WMD right in your mouth. I don't know what customers clamored for 2oz of pureed cholesterol, but whoever did it must be rich, and by now, fairly obese. 1.50 is way too much for cream cheese of any flavor. Why do I need to pay for the cream-cheese obsessed? Is 1 ounce at 60 cents too much to ask?

A bagel (yes they have Asiago) with cream cheese at the Coffee Cartel is 1.32 after tax. They dont have sun-dried tomato, but regardless, when can I say when? When can you say when? When a bagel and cream cheese finally hits 3.00, will we avoid the lure of convenience, the vcr-size pager buzzers, and the latest fusion-inspired gobbledygook on the menu? You know, the "Samhain molted lava cheese with Siberian tiger-claw ham and fresh Easter Island cracked head lettuce?"


UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Arch City Chronicle went on a search for St. Louis' most expensive bagel.

The honor goes to The Clark Street Grill, inside the Westin Hotel on Spruce. No less than FIVE dollars for a bagel and cream cheese. Runner up was the Ritz-Carleton's 4 dollar bagel, and no, these aren't room serive prices.

However, St. Louisans shouldn't feel so bad. New York's priciest bagel is 22 bucks.

Posted by Lucas on Thu., Jun 29, 2006 at 5:17 PM |
Comments

Lucas:

Oy vey! I must whole-heartedly disagree with you. First, the cream cheese that the Bread Co. gives you is low-fat (feh!). And equally important, it's just not enough. I personally prefer a generous helping of Philidelphia Creamcheese "Whipped", but then again I am a bagel purist--plain bagel with plain cream cheese and nova lox (capers too if you want to get getsatske). I prefer Einstein Bros. (They have matzah ball soup!)

L'chayim!

Posted by travis reems on Wed., Jun 28, 2006 at 9:34 PM

Lucas,

HEAR! HEAR!
Being the Bread Company Luva that I am--$.60 for a dollup of cream cheese shouldn't be too much to ask.

Because of your blog I will request the sun-dried tomato cream cheese so I can simultaneously enjoy the hearty flavor while complaining about the price of newly found addiction--fatty that is.

Posted by Nia on Thu., Jun 29, 2006 at 11:57 AM

I say throw those bagel wannabes in the trash. Panera's bagels are round bread compared to the heavenly fare at Pratzel's on Olive. Einstein's is passable. Other great local bagels came from the former eatery on Euclid which closed a couple of years ago--one of the few places you could get salt bagels.

And low fat cream cheese? Yuck! Why bother pretending if you can't stick to the real deal?

Remember, real bagels are boiled and not just baked.

Posted by Will Winter on Thu., Jun 29, 2006 at 7:20 PM

Will is no meshugener!

Posted by travis reems on Thu., Jun 29, 2006 at 8:58 PM
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